The disadvantage to change.

            I’m all about change.  I love it.  It makes life interesting.  But there are disadvantages.

1. I grew a moustache.    
   1. Because I’m not used to it, it’s uncomfortable.
   2. While eating, you have to constantly wipe your mouth.  Food bits inevitably get in there.
   3. Crumbs.  Worse than non-crumbly foods… crumbs get stuck.
   4. Runny nose.  A whole new level of disgusting is reached with this experience.
2. I’m wearing ‘noticeable’ shoes.
   1. Some people might think you’re gay if you wear purple and white wingtips.
   2. All anonymity is lost sitting on the toilet in the stall of the bathroom at work.  If people can see the shoes, they know that last noisy air biscuit was floated by none other than YOU.