Girls posting cryptic status on Facebook: numbers, colors, positions, etc.

Silly.  It all started out cute:  Post the color of your bra for Breast Cancer awareness.  The when people asked:  “What do you mean by your status just being ‘Green’?” You could explain, and make the person once again aware of the Breast Cancer issue.  Noble even.

But when everyone caught on, it started to just make everyone else become aware of not breast cancer in general, but your breasts specifically.  (Especially those of you who posted ‘None.’)

Now I’ve been seeing a number followed by ‘inches’.  Cute… the size of your feet. 

And how about the position one?  “On Top”; “In back”; or “To the side”.  Hmmmm…  how you wear your hair.

This is all ridiculously suggestive, and what I consider akin to people who post status’ like ‘Just is’, or ‘Pissed’, or ‘Grrr!!!’.  It all just feels like a plea for attention. 

By all means tell the story why you fell a certain way.  If you don’t know why… well, they have drugs for that.  I see the commercials all the time.

(I know this is going to piss off some friends of mine.  Sorry, it's how I feel about these posts.)